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The Chinese Restaurant

George: Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza?
Restorandaki adam: Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like
that. Nobody came up, I hang up.
George: Well, was it for Costanza or...
RA: Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered...
George: Well was it a woman?
RA: Yeah, yeah. I tell her you not here, she said curse word, I hang up.
***
George: She called. He yelled Cartwright. I missed her.
Jerry: Who's Cartwright?
George: I'm Cartwright!
Jerry: You're not Cartwri...
George: Of course I'm not Cartwright!

The Opposite

Elaine: Ah, George, you know, that woman just looked at you.
George: So what? What am I supposed to do?
Elaine: Go talk to her.
George: Elaine, bald men, with no jobs, and no money, who live with their parents, don't approach strange women.
Jerry: Well here's your chance to try the opposite. Instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women, chicken salad and going right up to them.
George: Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.
Jerry: If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
George: Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do
something!

The Comeback

Reilly: Hey George! The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

George: Oh yeah, reilly? Well, the jerk store called. They're running outta you.

Reilly: What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

The Sniffing Accountant

Kramer: What's today?
Newman: It's Thursday.
Kramer: Really? Feels like Tuesday.
Newman: Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel....
Kramer: I feel Tuesday and Wednesday...
Jerry: All right, shut up the both of you! You're making me nervous!

Dünyanın en güzel icadı

The Nose Job

Jerry: What do you need a job, you got Audrey.
George: Yeah, right.
Jerry: What's the matter?
George: Oh, nothing.
Jerry: What?
George: You won't think I'm a bad person?
Jerry: Too late for that.
George: 'Cause believe me, I would only say this to you and maybe a
psychiatrist, maybe. Well, her nose is a little big.
Jerry: Yeah, she's got a big nose.
George: I mean, big would even be ok, a little beyond big.

Art Vandelay'in doğuşu

Seinfeld dizisinin, dünyanın en ikiyüzlü en yalancı ve aynı zamanda en komik sit-com karakteri olan George Costanza tarafından uydurulmuş karakteridir Art Vandelay. İlk olarak pilot bölümden sonraki bölümde geçiyor adı, The Stakeout'da. Şöyle ki;

***

Vanessa: That's right! What're you doing here?
Jerry: Oh, were meeting a friend of ours for lunch. He works here in the
building.
George: Yeah, Art Vandelay.
Vanessa: Really? Which company?
Jerry: I don't know. He's an importer.
Vanessa: Importer?
George: ...And exporter.
Jerry: He's an importer/exporter.
George: I'm, uh, I'm an architect.
Vanessa: Really. What do you design?
George: Uh, railroads, uh...
Vanessa: I thought engineers do that.
George: They can...

Lainey

George: you know... all these years, i've always wanted to see the two of you get back together.
Elaine: well, that's because you're an idiot.

Newman

Newman: Alright. Come back to my party, please.
Kramer: Jerry too, of course.
Newman:You don't wanna do your... act, or anything, do you?
Jerry: No.
Newman: Alright then, I guess I can accept a little Jerry, if it gets me a lot of Elaine.

Cosmo#2

-You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He is..........

Newman

jerry: “not going to happen!”
newman: “all right, all right. all right you go ahead. you go ahead and keep it secret. but you remember this... when you control the mail, you control... information.”

Seinfeld'in sinsi ve çıkarcı karakteri şişko Newman. Nam-ı diğer "hello Newman" :)

Soup Nazi vs Elaine

Cosmo

Elaine

"Get out!"

Elaine Marie Benes

Telesekreter

"Believe it or not, George is not at home, please leave a message after beep, i must be out, or i would pick up the phone, where could i be? Believe it or not, i'm not home."

Jerry&George

-what is this show all about?

-nothing!

-what's going on this serie?

-nothing!

-what's gonna happen then?

-nothing!

George Costanza

"every decision i have ever made in my entire life, has been wrong. my life is the complete opposite of everything i wanted to be. every instinct i have, in every aspect of life, is it something to wear, something to eat, it’s all been wrong"